Competitive Haiku

Hello and welcome
Below is competitive
Haiku, it's awesome

Amanda set theme
Anna and Matt scribbled good
Anna won, me cry.

Now you chose me please
I am poem (a), she (b)
Vote for me or else.

Poem 1 - Theme: Elephant.

(a)
Inner city dung
Elephants having no fun
No sadder song sung.

(b)
Slippery water
Scales eyes fangs circulating
Not an elephant.

Poem 2 - Theme: Serenity.

(a)
Serenity, bam!
Clanging banging boom-boxing
No space for silence.

(b)
Jigging in the barn
Check shirts hayseed hoedown ho
Serenity blues.

Poem 3 - Theme: Curious

(a)
Curious pussy
Suffering from the V.D
Discovery blows.

(b)
Ours called curious
Snowy morning jandals lawn
What is your hen called?

Poem 4 - Theme: Egg-pan

(a)
Little cute egg pan
Innocently killing youth
Death tastes good today.

(b)
Stop walking on shells
Pick me up, stop tentative
Crack me in your pan.

Poem 5 - Theme: Time

(a)
Universal beat
Is it? Isn't it? Is it?
Einstein's conundrum.

(b)
Never there on time
Running playing, should be there
Disobedient.

Bonus Lurid Poem - Theme: Poos

Shit Bell ring-a-ding
Achtung, out of the water
Skids on ocean sands.

Like the rapping world, poem-battles often end in shoot-outs.