Toasty Armenian bread...
...that's not even toasted
Pressure cooked loaves...
...that aren't even cooked
They're just pressure loaves.
Roasted parma ham...
...that I call proscweeto
Dried beer grass...
...that was fresh on my wedding day
And is now dangerous like cutty grass.
Paul Newman Mayonnaise...
...that's now without its master
It could be Paul Mayonnaise and I'd still eat it
Still consume it straight from the bottle
Coz that's how Datt rolls.
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