Datt's not my name.

Here is a rap-battle between my former self - 6 year old Matt D and my current alter-ego 26 year old Datt M. Street-cred is on the line and it's up to you to decide who has game and who is lame (and will later be 'drive-byed').

Datt M is up:

Yo Yo
Wigger Wigger
Yo
I'm Datt
Yeah I'm so freakin Phatt (Mofos)

Don't mess with that
Coz you might go splatt!
(Wigger Wigger)

Who's that fool Matt
He's thick
Like his head hit a batt
Ye-yah.

And to this rises Matt D:

Matt is my name,
Scat is my game.

I am a cat,
I sat on a mat.

I eat fish
at the mat.

I play with bats
In the rat cave.

People pat me.


...it's now up to you. Vote or die.