Bovril vs Marmite - The Poem Bovril.
Marmite.
Movril.
Barmite.
Fluid Beef had never tasted so sweet
Bulbous Jars on market shelves,
English hearts a flutter (now I know how Princess Di felt)
But, no to beef!
No to brain shrivelling skullduggery!
Give me Mar!
Oh, the Mighty-Mite
Sanitised sole-right production
Potassium superstar!
The antipodean Nigella Lawson.
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