Smooshed from above
Spine snapped in two:
Ninja Cow.
"Oh, amazing!", gazing Suzanna Gough
Never saw the sword
Head cut off:
It's Ninja Cow.
Five-star regular Mitch Ricard
Loosened chandelier
Heart stabbed with crystal shard:
Bad-ass Ninja Cow.
Just bought a buddha Mee Wei Ming
Flying horns and hooves
Terminal bruising:
Ooooo Ninja Cow.
Won't eat curry Andrew Pope
Dark alley, meets black-belt bovine twins
Never had a hope:
Ninja Cow... DOUBLE TEAM!
No comments:
Post a Comment