Camera toting Steven Frew
Smooshed from above
Spine snapped in two:
Ninja Cow.
"Oh, amazing!", gazing Suzanna Gough
Never saw the sword
Head cut off:
It's Ninja Cow.
Five-star regular Mitch Ricard
Loosened chandelier
Heart stabbed with crystal shard:
Bad-ass Ninja Cow.
Just bought a buddha Mee Wei Ming
Flying horns and hooves
Terminal bruising:
Ooooo Ninja Cow.
Won't eat curry Andrew Pope
Dark alley, meets black-belt bovine twins
Never had a hope:
Ninja Cow... DOUBLE TEAM!
Monday, January 10, 2011
3 of 3: Sentimental Cow
Cows behind my eyelids
The imprint of a day on the streets.
Today one turned his head and feigned attack
Taking the piss
And when they take a piss:
Concrete splash-back.
I'm lucky, look at me
Laughs red-tooth man
I look at him, he's wet
Lucky he's not shit-splattered.
I've never heard a moo
The silently superior type
But I suspect they chant Om
At the conclusion of morning yoga.
An unlikely parking warden
An effective stop sign
No grass for you
Urban bovine from the Far Side.
The imprint of a day on the streets.
Today one turned his head and feigned attack
Taking the piss
And when they take a piss:
Concrete splash-back.
I'm lucky, look at me
Laughs red-tooth man
I look at him, he's wet
Lucky he's not shit-splattered.
I've never heard a moo
The silently superior type
But I suspect they chant Om
At the conclusion of morning yoga.
An unlikely parking warden
An effective stop sign
No grass for you
Urban bovine from the Far Side.
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