I don't like squirrels
I love 'em!
I don't like squirrels
I LOVE 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!
Furry bushy tail wail
Bushy furry wail tail
Running through my veins
All the way to my heart
…Yeah!
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Pommy Granite
Oh
Oh Man
Oh Man Do
Oh Man Do I
Do I
Do I Do I Do I Do I Do
Do I
Love Pomegranate
Oh Man
Do I
Joyous juicy little jubelets of joy!
(Jewbee)
Dying my chopping board with the blood of Adam
One of God's finest creations.
Almost perfect
If it weren't for the fuckin seeds
I'm not a bird. If you want to live I'll buy your seeds as a seperate purchase.
The way Apple does things.
I love you and I will plant the seeds
And I will tend the soil
And prune your branches
You'll feel like you're in the garden of fuckin eden.
So give me your juice baby
I've spent a good 30mins
Extracting you from your hive
And papa needs some new anti-oxidants.
And once I've consumed you
My skin feels younger
My taste buds explode
And I can shoot rainbows out of my eyeballs.
Do I
Oh Man
Love Pomegranate
Do I
Do I Do I Do I Do I Do
Do I
Oh Man Do I
Oh Man Do
Oh Man
Oh
Oh Man
Oh Man Do
Oh Man Do I
Do I
Do I Do I Do I Do I Do
Do I
Love Pomegranate
Oh Man
Do I
Joyous juicy little jubelets of joy!
(Jewbee)
Dying my chopping board with the blood of Adam
One of God's finest creations.
Almost perfect
If it weren't for the fuckin seeds
I'm not a bird. If you want to live I'll buy your seeds as a seperate purchase.
The way Apple does things.
I love you and I will plant the seeds
And I will tend the soil
And prune your branches
You'll feel like you're in the garden of fuckin eden.
So give me your juice baby
I've spent a good 30mins
Extracting you from your hive
And papa needs some new anti-oxidants.
And once I've consumed you
My skin feels younger
My taste buds explode
And I can shoot rainbows out of my eyeballs.
Do I
Oh Man
Love Pomegranate
Do I
Do I Do I Do I Do I Do
Do I
Oh Man Do I
Oh Man Do
Oh Man
Oh
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
1 of 3: Ninja Cow
Camera toting Steven Frew
Smooshed from above
Spine snapped in two:
Ninja Cow.
"Oh, amazing!", gazing Suzanna Gough
Never saw the sword
Head cut off:
It's Ninja Cow.
Five-star regular Mitch Ricard
Loosened chandelier
Heart stabbed with crystal shard:
Bad-ass Ninja Cow.
Just bought a buddha Mee Wei Ming
Flying horns and hooves
Terminal bruising:
Ooooo Ninja Cow.
Won't eat curry Andrew Pope
Dark alley, meets black-belt bovine twins
Never had a hope:
Ninja Cow... DOUBLE TEAM!
Smooshed from above
Spine snapped in two:
Ninja Cow.
"Oh, amazing!", gazing Suzanna Gough
Never saw the sword
Head cut off:
It's Ninja Cow.
Five-star regular Mitch Ricard
Loosened chandelier
Heart stabbed with crystal shard:
Bad-ass Ninja Cow.
Just bought a buddha Mee Wei Ming
Flying horns and hooves
Terminal bruising:
Ooooo Ninja Cow.
Won't eat curry Andrew Pope
Dark alley, meets black-belt bovine twins
Never had a hope:
Ninja Cow... DOUBLE TEAM!
3 of 3: Sentimental Cow
Cows behind my eyelids
The imprint of a day on the streets.
Today one turned his head and feigned attack
Taking the piss
And when they take a piss:
Concrete splash-back.
I'm lucky, look at me
Laughs red-tooth man
I look at him, he's wet
Lucky he's not shit-splattered.
I've never heard a moo
The silently superior type
But I suspect they chant Om
At the conclusion of morning yoga.
An unlikely parking warden
An effective stop sign
No grass for you
Urban bovine from the Far Side.
The imprint of a day on the streets.
Today one turned his head and feigned attack
Taking the piss
And when they take a piss:
Concrete splash-back.
I'm lucky, look at me
Laughs red-tooth man
I look at him, he's wet
Lucky he's not shit-splattered.
I've never heard a moo
The silently superior type
But I suspect they chant Om
At the conclusion of morning yoga.
An unlikely parking warden
An effective stop sign
No grass for you
Urban bovine from the Far Side.
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