Dietary Fibre.

No mischievous innuendo
No misleading false crescendo
This is about dietary fibre.

None of that juvenile chatter
None of that insidious natter
This is about dietary fibre.

Don't contemplate a joke
About the viscosity of coke
This is about dietary fibre.

It is a real affliction                                                      
Not some toilet-based addiction
This is about dietary fibre. 

And this poem has a cause
A chance to think, take time to pause
This is about dietary fibre.

Constipation
Constipation
Constipation

Thank you.




Kiwifruit - an excellent source of Vitamins C & D and dietary fibre.

Not Electricool.

Not ElectriCOOL

ElectriFOOL

Not ElectriFAB

ElectriBAD!

Crazy walls of wire

My light nearly expire

Burning ball of smoke

Two minutes later, take my pulse, cup of tea, on the couch, legs raised up, tellin' a joke*

Not ElectriCOOL

ElectriFOOL

Not ElectriRAD

ElectriBAD

SHOCK-ingly

SHOCK-ingly

True.

* Increase tempo for this line