March,
I forgot about you
If you were more like my appetite this wouldn't have happened.
December was ignored too
But he was full of candy canes and couldn't care less.
But you, March
With your bitching and guilt tripping
Take a hint and get a holiday,
31 days ain't such a boast.*
(*I'm not anti-March per se, it's just that I'm a much bigger fan of April - my favourite month that also celebrates the first anniversary of this blog. I've rewarded April with 2 poems on one day!)
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