Thursday, November 26, 2009

Life in a Peaceful New World.



A peaceful new world is just an illusion
That's a bear that they're patting, I'll allay the confusion

Is that ducks by the lion?
Should they not quick get flyin?

Sure, it's idyllic and sure it is quaint
But safe from vicious death it most certainly aint

As smiles turn to prayers
Skin riddled with rips and with tears

The lion an atheist, the bear habours rage
Prayers will not save the young and the aged

And so here is the moral
(And it's not plant your garden in sorrel)

If a peaceful new world does ever arrive
And lions and bears do also survive

Bless the shot gun and pray for sharp aim
Christ's love is great, but it won't make them tame.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Bed sock.


Everything you could want in a bed sock.

Gentle
Made by Granny

Foot shaped
No breezy ankles

An outer day-sock
An inner night-sock

Safe from chilly sheets
My night time Hot Toddy

A foot blankie
A dry knitted pacifier

And a friendly odour
All of my own

That's why I wear jeans
And why I adore wool.